LISTEN UP YOU LOSERS!

The shoutiest candidate for US President will make the New York artworld great again – as told to Jonathan ‘The Donald’ Neil

By Jonathan T.D. Neil

Donald Trump. Photo: Gage Skidmore

It’s a real pleasure to be asked to write this guest column for ArtReview. You may be thinking to yourself, ‘Why does Donald care about the artworld? Doesn’t he have a campaign to run? Shouldn’t he be worried about his declining popularity in the primaries?’ First of all, if you think my popularity is declining, look at my poll numbers. I haven’t been this popular since season two of The Apprentice. And second, the truth is, I care about everything.…

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